Dillons Mom 

One of the funniest terms ever
Can be used in any sentence

-Yo, who ate all the backyard grass
-Dillons Mom
-Nice

Dillons Mom by Andrew G. January 13, 2005

Mommy/Mom 

Girl(s) can call their older friend/girlfriend Mommy/Mom. It's like her realy mother does not pay attention to her, so the Girl calls her best friend/girlfriend Mommy.

A Mommy/Mom cares about her friend/lover so much, and loves her with all her heart. Mommy supports the Girl with kindness, charm, nice compliments, etc...

Girl: My Mommy/Mom takes care of me, I love her so much. Please don't leave me Mommy.

Mommy/Mom by Julria November 13, 2016

mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass 

mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass means your mom is a fatass and the impostor that's sussy.42069 is your mom's address.japan has social credit for the ass.

it's used every time someone wants to say your mom is a fatass and the impostor that's sussy.42069 is your mom's address.japan has social credit for the ass.so instead of saying a long word.you say mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass.

mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass by whymesus December 7, 2021

mono-mom 

The mother-in-law you want to avoid like mononucleosis.

I really love the guy but I can't imagine spending holidays with the mono-mom.

mono-mom by macyz.mom December 9, 2008

Your Mom 

the come back someone says when they have nothing else to say.

homo".."...your mom

Your Mom by yourgonnalikemynuts November 15, 2010

your mom 

Is a raging homosexual.
She told me last night when I attempted to bang her.

Whose that raging homosexual?

Your mom

your mom by yourmom(ha ah) May 2, 2011

Grocery Mom

A term for a person that tries to be responsible when a group of friends go shopping at the grocery store.

They typically like to be organized and only purchase the essentials while the other friends try to buy junk food (like Twinkies and Doritos).

Grocery Moms can get frustrated and yell at their friends like they are children. Sometimes they break down and cry in the store when the "kids" get out of hand.

Lindsay: "Boys get back here!!"

Chris: "But I want Doritos!"

Justin: "But I want Twinkies"

Dave: "Everyone loves sandwiches!! What about light syrup?"

Lindsay: "No we must follow the list!!"

Chris: "You're such a grocery mom"

Grocery Mom by Grocery Mom August 25, 2013