National Infinite Rizz Day

yummy rizz everyone gets infinite rizz for just today

I love national infinite rizz day

by dogfucker9000 December 31, 2022

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National lesbian sweatpants day

October 15th every year. Is national lesbian sweatpants day. Every lesbian is required to wear sweatpants this day and all straights are banned from wearing sweatpants on this day.

Dude: hey look at that fine specimen over there
Gurl: look at what she’s wearing. Do you know what day it is? It’s National lesbian sweatpants day. That right there is MY fine lesbian specimen.

by that_one_lesbian_03 October 20, 2019

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National Skip A Day Of School

November 1st Is a national skip a day of school.

Teacher I can't wait for national skip a day of school .

by KJ35!!!!! October 31, 2019

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National Kick Aden Day

October 23rd is National kick Aden day. A day to kick anyone that has the name Aden or a name close to it.

A: ow why did you kick me
M: Because your name is Aden, it’s national kick Aden day

by crispygetsbits October 23, 2020

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national throw nikola day

on july 28th, you can throw anyone whose name is nikola! it’s acceptable in all circumstances so go ahead and have a nice day by throwing a nikola around

1: hey! it’s july 28th which means it’s national throw nikola day!
2: oh my god, we must throw nikola!!!
1: YES!!!!

by isthisdoddle? June 29, 2022

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