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wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob
by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024
mugGet the wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkatamug.

call the plumber

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.
by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023
mugGet the call the plumbermug.
A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.
Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025
mugGet the You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.mug.

West Virginia mating call

When you shake a bottle of OxyContin/oxycodone in a strip club or at a party to find some “company”
I went into “the wet beaver” shook my West Virginia mating call just once and them bitches heads started popping up like prairie dogs
by ODie419 August 10, 2022
mugGet the West Virginia mating callmug.

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.
"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."
by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021
mugGet the Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arsemug.

pinche calle

is a dude who came out of no where and turns up everywhere .
he seems cool at first but theres something about him that just isnt right. something that keeps you from giving away trade secrets or trusting him completely.
word on the street is that pinche calle is a informant for the man.
so watch your back.
by perry mackey September 29, 2018
mugGet the pinche callemug.

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