steak mud

N.)
The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas, a byproduct of the large quantities of steak consumed in the last few days

Oh dear lord, who just expelled that Steak Mud?

by MotelPubes July 25, 2018

Steak Fucker

Someone who literally fucks steak.

Used as a form of masturbation.

Someone cuts a hole in a steak and proceeds to insert their genitalia.

“Hey, you look like a steak fucker...”

“My Dad is a steak fucker...”

by NotRebecca December 26, 2018

prison steak

The act of willfully giving or receiving dick in prison, and enjoying it like a fine cut of steak.

I'm not afraid of going back to prison, the pepper prison steak on Friday's is pretty good

by Fuckthealtleft August 03, 2017

steak sock

The male version of meat curtains

Hey look at the guy on team hot sauce with the huge steak sock.

by Hotsauce420 December 28, 2015

Steak face

That face you make when the bass is Just. That. Good.

Ah mate, have you seen Ruth's steak face when she listens to Thundercat?

by RutiePatootie January 29, 2021

Sharp steak

The sharpest steak in the world. You feel it cut the insides of your body as you eat it.

I hope that steak is a sharp steak you fool!

by Yuki is a ghoul July 29, 2019

Missed Steak

A very big mistake made by vegans.
(no hate)

Person 1: "Why did that guy/girl not come to your BBQ Party ?"
Person 2: "He/She is vegan"
Person 1: "I guess you could say that not coming, would be a huge missed steak."

by TheNooter March 10, 2017