When it's raining and sunny out at the same time, it's known as a Monkey's Wedding. Unrelated to Monkey's Uncle.
by Yates Fan 4 Life August 15, 2011
'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.
by George Fricke October 25, 2006
A very plump, juicy vagina. Usually used as an adjective for a delightfully ample female private area.
by Snow Right September 03, 2016
A person that is just gooning around so hard, that the word goon is not enough. So you call them a Monkey Snausage, or Monkey Snausagelet
by Libby Herr November 19, 2014
A Twitch Monkey is a gamer who plays FPS (First Person Shooters) consistently. Their reflexes are so amped up from years of playing and massive caffeinne intake (usually whilst playing) that they can rarely sit still for long periods of time and consistently figit.
Positive upside:
- The Twitch Monkey's muscle memory and reaction times often see him acting before his brain has even fully registered the threat and sent the signal to deal with it.
Negative downsides:
- Once they finish school they might become cops...
- Typing long complicated words (anything longer than n00b or pwned) can be difficult for a Twitch Monkey.
The most recent research points to Twitch Monkey Syndrome being an evolution of the 1980s "DJ Twitch Finger Syndrome".
Positive upside:
- The Twitch Monkey's muscle memory and reaction times often see him acting before his brain has even fully registered the threat and sent the signal to deal with it.
Negative downsides:
- Once they finish school they might become cops...
- Typing long complicated words (anything longer than n00b or pwned) can be difficult for a Twitch Monkey.
The most recent research points to Twitch Monkey Syndrome being an evolution of the 1980s "DJ Twitch Finger Syndrome".
"The MRI did not reveal any actual brain damage, your son is just a Twitch Monkey".
"Only a Twitch Monkey would call out OWNED during climax (the greatest Twitch of all). I am so leaving you!"
"That's the third keyboard you've bought this year. What are you, some kind of Twitch Monkey?"
"Only a Twitch Monkey would call out OWNED during climax (the greatest Twitch of all). I am so leaving you!"
"That's the third keyboard you've bought this year. What are you, some kind of Twitch Monkey?"
by Ridwan72 February 20, 2010
by Ijuks January 29, 2008
Monkey Island 1: Secret of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
Monkey Island 3: Curse of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 4: Escape from Monkey Island
Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
Monkey Island 3: Curse of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 4: Escape from Monkey Island
by lunchbox July 21, 2003