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Keyboard warrior

An individual who is unable to confront another individual in person, but acts like a big man behind a screen. An example of this is Simon Vaisey.
Classic keyboard warrior, wouldn’t say anything to my face.
by Urzz February 6, 2021
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Keyboard Karen

A person who stalks the comment section on social media platforms and harassess anyone with an opinion that could be perceived as different from their own. They are often entitled and speak down to others with a prominent self righteous attitude. When cornered in an argument, they may resort to accusations of bigotry or assume the role of victim.
I commented on a joke last night and a Keyboard Karen spent 2 hours trying to make me feel like a terrible person!
by Just Ignore Them December 17, 2021
mugGet the Keyboard Karenmug.

kat’s keyboard

kat’s keyboard is referring to when someone can’t type on a cell phone properly; they make many mistakes when typing that their sentences don’t make any sense.
“you can’t spell anything right, it’s like you have kat’s keyboard
by AHHHHHHBY January 7, 2023
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Keyboard-worrier

A paranoid tech savvy hypochondriac who posts toxic Ill informed rants online.
Look at this fake news doomsday shitpost.
Another bloody Keyboard-worrier!
by Just the flu March 25, 2020
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Keyboard Symphony

The noise of loads of people in the same room typing on computers
Keith: I Couldn't hear anything because of that keyboard symphony
by The Muffin Bear November 7, 2010
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Wet Keyboard

A wet keyboard is when a women bends over and begins removing and incerting the keys of a keyboard into her vagina. The women then masturbates untill she squirts and releases the pieces onto the keyless keyboard.
I am getting a "Wet Keyboard" from my sister tonight! I CANT WAIT
by DeathByNoodle May 22, 2019
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Keyboard Supermodel

A person or persons who like to post on social media about other people's physical flaws while completely disregarding their own, and hide behind the anonymity of the internet to feel safe enough to say things they would never dream to say to others in person.
That jerk is a keyboard supermodel...he talks a lot of crap, but his profile picture says it all.
by Essie123 August 16, 2018
mugGet the Keyboard Supermodelmug.

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