Jonathan

A guy who calls take the L the LOOTLAKE LOSER dance

Jonathan: HEY LOOTLAKE LOSERS!
Alexander Hamilton: SHUT THE FRICK UP! YOUR SUCH A JONATHAN!

Jonathan by Jonathanitis October 19, 2018

Jonathan

Someone who loves lawn care and a whole lotta music

Jonathan loves to cut the beautiful grass.

Jonathan by Hahahaha your mom November 8, 2018

Jonathan

A person Who likes to see porn and think That he could Assault or perform Nasty Moves onto another Living thing.This Guy would Prefer People by looking at The Sizes,BodyShapes,Faces, And Their Moves.Jonathan Also loves to eat Chicken and beans and also He has Pretty Big Amount of fat in his Body

Omg, Dont go near Jonathan.

Holy Jesus, That Person Is Full of Jonathan!

Jonathan by 'Jonathan' November 29, 2018

Jonathan

Is a total faggot and likes to eat dick. He likes have dicks in his ass and mouth. He is very sexually attracted to men and is very gay. Jonathan is a small, stupid, annoying little bitch. His favourite thing to do is to ride dick. But, he can't get any.

My god, that guy is such a Jonathan!!

Jonathan by JonnytheDickSucker February 13, 2019

Jonathan

A gay shit who sucks his boyfriends cock so hard

Jonathan can't play that game.

Jonathan by ydhfjfjd March 5, 2019

Jonathan

n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.

Last weekend a Jonathan was spotted on a toilet

Jonathan by Hero_DC March 12, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is a gay Xbox player. He enjoys having gay sex and 69ing. He also loves being a stoner. He offer combines his two favorite things and becomes a gay stoner man

Any gay guy: damn Jonathan still has some dried nut on his face from last night

Jonathan: hey bro u trying to have some gay sex

Jonathan by Epic gamer man July 18, 2019