Jonathan

The only one in any friend group to get pussy and dick. Mostly dick. Is a sub and can only bust when given permission by his dom daddy.

Person 1: Omg he's such a Jonathan
Person 2: He looks ripe for breeding :)
Person 3: Tag Team?????
Person 2: Hell yeah!

by awsedrftghjkl;likuy November 25, 2021

Jonathan

what you call someone who squeaks a lot, likes men, touches callum, and chases random people up stairs. Also he runs to lessons

"Jonathan eating pizza!"

by weewoman March 31, 2008

Jonathan

The thickest boy on Earth! Thick af in ANYTHING he wears! makes straight men question their sexuality. makes girls jealous af

Friend 1: DAMN DID YOU SEE JONATHAN IN THOSE PANTS ?!!?!!!

Friend 2: Helps me beat ma meat!
Homeless man: Just made me bust a nut!

by The Lord Of Thickness May 16, 2018

Jonathan

Fucking asshole

He is being such a Jonathan

by Jonathan Sucks October 26, 2018

Jonathan

Jonathan Espinosa better known as huge mandingo. He won the Guinness records for pulling the most hoes. He was the first known pimp in world history. He first started he pimping at 5 he pays a girl $5 to give him his first kiss, which prompts Jonathan to start his own "kissing company" and eventually becomes a pimp. He then develops bottom bitches which our he's hoes which are the ones that get the money for him known as the Jovi's and Brandon's. He's main bitches are called Humberto's.. The humberto's are usually the scarecrow looking ones but its what lewers in the Jovi's or brandon's known as the hoes.

that nigga pulled 7 hoes in one night that nigga pulled a straight jonathan.

by jonathan1111111111 October 20, 2010

Jonathan

Dominican male.
Not as cool as Bianca.
Very noob.
Beware.

I sure wish I wasn't so Jonathan at this video game.

by taimaishoo August 3, 2011

Jonathan

A big-eared deadbeat Dad that has a tendency to beat on little kids and their mother, and in his spare time enjoys jerking off into his dirty socks. The skinny loser still lives with his parents in the same small town that he grew up in and is a clepto as well as a pathalogical liar.

I hung out with Jonathan the other nite and he got shitfaced after riding around in his purple van all night then after we got home he asked me to stick some little white hook up his ass! wtf?

Man, what a fag!

by LUDA85 June 30, 2009