Alive bacon

What used to be a pig but then cops took that name.

"Mom...i said i wanted alive bacon...NOT A FUCKING PIG"

by Im jus coo January 22, 2021

Sexiest man alive

Ray

I will pull rays cock out and choke on that dick right here

Yeah he the sexiest man alive Michael b Jordan

by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 7, 2022

Aliver

When ur alive, but more

Wow I’m so much more aliver than before

by Urmom009 December 19, 2020

alive

jason blossom

person 1: Did you hear who’s alive?

person 2: Yeah, Jason Blossom!

by otterblossom October 18, 2021

Alive

A thing I don't want to be

Person 1:"Bro im so Alive"
Person 2:"Good for you man i don't want to be if i cant fuck ur mom"

by imgaeforurdad October 19, 2022

alive

the state of being active on a community or chat, not being dead

im alive now guys. what happened for the 200 years I was gone

by fbyyt May 22, 2022

hottest man alive

that gotta be rari he is the hottest man alive

Rari: i am not hot at all
Me: omfg i swear ur the hottest man alive

by xxp00syxx February 19, 2021