A Dirty Hilary is when a woman has been pegging a man, and as she pulls out he ejects a warm stream of excrement.
Oh my. Paul was enjoying being pegged until the dildo came out and he spread a dirty Hilary all over his fresh bedsheets
by GayWebhead May 29, 2023

stupid bitch with a big head
by gavin normal sized head February 28, 2017

A fact that has no basis for actual facts and can change in order to fit the current campaign or argument. Lacks morals and or basis in reality...
by Jayfedd June 10, 2016

Hilari
həˈlerē
noun; verb (informal, slightly bewildered)
A person who instinctively retreats to their cozy mole hill of solitude, but somehow keeps getting roped into public speaking, presenting to large groups, or becoming the accidental center of attention. Think: hermit by nature, keynote speaker by fate.
Origins: Equal parts existential dread and caffeine
Common symptoms of Hilari-ing include:
-Nervous pacing followed by oddly compelling TED Talk energy
-Speaking from the heart while clutching a stress ball
-The post-presentation existential crisis nap
həˈlerē
noun; verb (informal, slightly bewildered)
A person who instinctively retreats to their cozy mole hill of solitude, but somehow keeps getting roped into public speaking, presenting to large groups, or becoming the accidental center of attention. Think: hermit by nature, keynote speaker by fate.
Origins: Equal parts existential dread and caffeine
Common symptoms of Hilari-ing include:
-Nervous pacing followed by oddly compelling TED Talk energy
-Speaking from the heart while clutching a stress ball
-The post-presentation existential crisis nap
I'm... doing a Hilari this morning. I think lack of sleep really just blows up any inhibitions I have. Oh man. How do I get pulled into these things? I feel like I try to stay in my molehill
by OopsIPublicSpoke June 27, 2025

by Apple06 April 29, 2019

by THIS WAS TOO MUCH EFFORT January 15, 2023

a subject or topic that varies between outrageously hilarious to mention or a terrible faux pas.
combination of Hilarious and Variable
combination of Hilarious and Variable
"aids is far too hilariable to talk about in the company of his majesty you fuck up"
"i would tell you about my night, but many sections are far too hilariable"
"i would tell you about my night, but many sections are far too hilariable"
by Badger McGavyn January 23, 2009
