Condom courtesy

If you invite someone to your place to have sexually intercourse, you are the one who need to have the condoms (even if you don't care to use them) this rule apply to all (male/female/and everything else under the rainbow)

(Jack) "Hey thanks for inviting me over, so, shall we take this to the bedroom?"

(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"

(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."

(Jill) "No, should I?"

(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"

by Urbandood69 July 19, 2018

dirty courtesy

When you pass gas when your vacuuming out cars and shut the door so your wife or buddy smells your fart.

Leaving the oil change place I smelled something gross. As I looked back at the shop the workers were laughing then I realized it was a Dirty Courtesy. Man Did it smell bad.

by Lynndogg765 February 5, 2019

courtesy likes

The likes you get on your facebook status, pics etc from a remote guy from your account just because you liked their pics, status etc..

It sucks when all the likes on your facebook profile pictures are courtesy likes..

by bang12 June 9, 2011

courtesy nudes

Sending nudes out of the courtesy of your heart.

Dude, my ex sent me courtesy nudes.

by jimmyneutron789 December 28, 2016

Courtesy Dick

When a movie or TV show with frequent nudity will throw in a dick scene every once in awhile to appease the female viewers.

BF: Eww, you didn't tell me there was going to be a naked dude in this movie!
GF: Ok seriously, we've seen like 50 boobs already. About time they threw in some courtesy dick.

by snail_trail May 12, 2018

Courtesy like

Liking ones status because they liked yours.

I courtesy liked Bob's status even though I don't really like him and the status didn't make sense.

by Deesnutzzzzz July 8, 2016

Cumming courtesy

The common courtesy of reaching your climax , or cumming, at the exact same moment of your partner's climax, out of respect.

Mother: Always practice cumming courtesy, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Why's that?
Mother: To avoid the awkward 10 seconds of watching your partner climax, then having the aftermath of them being angry for you not joining them.

by Duploidzer April 9, 2015