Wesleyed

being absolutely shitfaced to the point of no return and fighting death with a hammer

Did you see the state of him? yea he was wesleyed

by Mcdickbone November 15, 2014

Wesley

He is the best person in the world and he’s sexy! Very funny but mature at the right times . Super fun to be around and good at almost everything

Wesley is a very smexy guy

by I only right facts123 November 22, 2021

Wesley Taggart

A dumb butt......

Ugh, Wesley Taggart.

by Someone from LD May 6, 2019

Wesley Ng

A sex god. The biggest of dicks. No man compares to the presence of his girthy throbbing schlong. You'd be lucky to lay eyes upon it, let alone experience it.

Man 1: Bro is that guy a Wesley Ng?
Man 2: Yeah man, I tripped over his massive cock just now
Man 1: Holy shit that IS a Wesley Ng

by EzDrink1 April 16, 2022

kaliya and wesley

The perfect couple out there! When you see the perfect couple! That’s them! They are made for each other! And they like each other secretly, but soon tell each other and have a result, of the perfect relationship! Ever! They stay together forever and never have a single doubt about each other!

Omg look at the Kaliya and Wesley couple! So cute 🥰

by Wipemybuttplease July 13, 2021

Wesley

Weird kid

Random kid- hi Wesley

Wesley- mwahahahhahahaha👹👹👹👹👹

by Wesley butt face September 25, 2021

Wesley Russell

A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.

That man is a wesley russell because how built different he is.

by Wesley Russell January 19, 2025