Shut up Wesley

A phrase used by a few Star Trek Characters and forever integrated as a running joke on
pintzandamiga.

Wesley- Guys, this game reminds me of Doom
Jack- No duh, it's Gloom
Everyone in Chat- Shut Up Wesley

by Optimistic Ghost November 23, 2021

Wesley (Winston, Gerome)

Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.

Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”

Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”

Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)

by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 22, 2023

Mary Wesley

Mary Wesley is a name of a unique girl. All the guys crush on her because of her great personality! She is tough and strong and is one of the popular kids! She is never shy, even around new people!! Mary Wesley’s tend to have many brothers that she will hang out with a lot. This makes her very sporty and competitive . Sometimes a Mary Wesley can get herself into a lot of trouble, especially over social media when she gossips about people at school and teachers. She is very popular and will always have more followers than all if not most of her friends, so she tends to bring up her insta a lot! Everybody loves a Mary Wesley so if you happen to know one, make sure to treasure her!

Person one: Dang I wish i had classes with Mary Wesley, we never get to talk
Person two: trust me, just try talking to her. She will carry on the conversation even if she doesn’t know who you are

by hannah montana banana latino May 7, 2019

Wesley barrel

Bumming someone while they roll down a hill

It took a good sprint to catch up with Henry to give him a proper good Wesley barrel in and out the arse as Wesley rolled down the hill with shit flying out his arse but fuck he was Wesley barrelled proper

by Paul1978 January 5, 2021

wesley wade mchan

Wesley Wade Mchan is a smart hot guy and and is a FREAK IN THE SHEETS everyone loves him and is a super amazing guy

I had sex with Wesley Wade Mchan last night and it was heaven

by Meme Dealer 152 Packer May 9, 2018

john wesley brown

The greatest friend you will ever have. That loves hard gives all and is great in bed.

John wesley Brown is a champion in the bedroom.

by Westipherbrown December 18, 2016

Wesley Basham

Wesley is the crazy brother you will ever meat he is funny strong sometimes nice but he l;Ike's to beat up his sisters he is stubborn but a good brother sometimes he can get on nerves and be rude but I promise you once you meet him you deal with it so long Wesley Basham.

Wesley Basham a good friend and brother.

by Sunflower4life! June 14, 2025