Yoser

A minor that is sexually aroused by the elderly

Man, do you see the way that little yoser is eating out his grandma?

by NGGYUNGLYD February 22, 2023

barely yonder

Barely yonder is basically "not far" in old-timer speak. It was predominately said by old white people around the time of the dinosaurs. English teachers refer to this dialect of English as "Old English."

That is barely yonder away from here. The other bar is barely yonder.

by NotTheEC May 20, 2014

walmart yodeling boy

A 10 year old boy who somehow got to perform at coachella 2018 for being fucking obnoxious. honestly i'm pissed because this kid who sang fucking country in a Walmart gets invited to the Ellen show, then fucking coachella. ive been wanting to go to coachella my whole life, and this kid gets in for free. this is why i fucking hate people.

GUY: Did you see that Walmart yodeling boy video, its so fucking funny

GIRL: Yeah, its retarded

by BradLilly May 29, 2018

Out yonder

Meaning; Messed up on drugs.

That guys it out yonder.

by Shwanghammer March 15, 2021

The Yodeller

When giving a rim job, the receiver farts in your mouth causing an echo.

Tommy: Hey Don, did you let Jessica eat your ass like you said you were going to?

Don: Yeah bro, I made sure to give her The Yodeller.
Tommy: Haha, Nice!
*High Five*

by MyCocksAFloppin November 1, 2023

Pull A Yobert

When two people pretend to be friends for ages when clearly having feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to act on their mixed signals as they are severely retarded. The two people then decide to date different people only for it to end in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then say “oh what the frick” and eventually get together after 3 long years of being mentally disabled.

Wow they really did “Pull A Yobert”

by Yobert October 25, 2020

Sheh’aino yodea lishol

In Hebrew, you’ll see it as שאינו יודע לשאול.
The origin of this phrase comes from the Jewish Passover Seder, where it discusses how to respond to 4 different types of children regarding the Exodus from Egypt. The wise son, the wicked son, the simple son, and the son who doesn’t even know how to ask a question. That one is known as the שאינו יודע לשאול.

It used to only be used in the context of the Seder, but nowadays it’s generally used to describe anyone who’s a complete dumbass. Someone who has no clue what’s flying. Someone who would be a 3rd wheel in any normal group of people.

Another way the term is used is for a specific type of guy in yeshiva. A guy who doesn’t learn, doesn’t make money, and doesn’t chill hard. If he’s doing one of those 3 things, then he doesn’t fall under the category of being a שאינו יודע לשאול. A שאינו יודע לשאול in yeshiva is the guy who has no life, and is completely wasting his time. For example, it’s the guy who wakes up at 9am, and instead of going to shiur, he’s watching a movie! SMFH 🤦 ♂️

Moshe: Hey Yaakov, are you thinking about going to “x” yeshiva?

Yaakov: Hall nah it’s full of שאינו יודע לשאולs!

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Michael: Yo guys should we go to Joshua’s house this Friday night?

Jonathan: Bro that dude is שאינו יודע לשאול as f*** we’re not going to his house so he can serve us bagels on a Friday night! And don’t even think about inviting him to us!
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Anyone who writes sheh’aino yodea lishol in English without being forced is a שאינו יודע לשאול!

by The Chuchum September 13, 2021