A gentle giant nearing his fifties with chronic back pain, often to be found popping a quick squat in front of the boys. Appreciates fine meat and finer gin.
"Who was your flatmate that came earlier?"
"Not sure actually... did he do some mild yoga and suffer the disappointment of an Aldi steak?"
"Yeah that was him, how did you know?"
"Let's just say he's Paul Wilson."
"Not sure actually... did he do some mild yoga and suffer the disappointment of an Aldi steak?"
"Yeah that was him, how did you know?"
"Let's just say he's Paul Wilson."
by DA40 Mixture Control May 24, 2021
Get the Paul Wilsonmug. Someone that agrees to do something then when the time comes backs out of it and has committed to do something else because he/she has totally forgot.
Adam: Hey, are you still ok to help me on Friday as agreed?
Kurk: Arhhh shit, I can’t… I’m now too busy because I got a better offerz
Adam: You fucking flake Wilson!
Kurk: Arhhh shit, I can’t… I’m now too busy because I got a better offerz
Adam: You fucking flake Wilson!
by Baltic11111 October 18, 2022
Get the Flake Wilsonmug. by Tootie January 14, 2016
Get the allan wilsonmug. When one must take a giant shit and would rather not say it directly, the alternative is to advise they are going to take a long Wilson. Also the last name of and English couple in Peckham rye, London.
by Long-Wilson December 27, 2019
Get the Long-wilsonmug. by Totally not David Wilson September 17, 2021
Get the David Wilsonmug. A place prostitues go to make money in Stockton, California! You will see a lot on wilson way including even guy prostitues dressed like girls!
by ThatOnePerson1800 January 22, 2015
Get the Wilson Waymug. by mRPinky February 9, 2015
Get the Conrad Wilsonmug.