Pulling a Wesley

Used to describe somebody who is horribly RACIST, and has been for generations in his family. They activly wish for and participate in the buying and selling of minorities, all while trying to hide their racist side from the public. This doesent always work as their true beliefs often break through in large outbursts when coming into contact with a minority for any extended period of time.
"I've seen how Throbberts looks at him, he must be pulling a Wesley"
by Friendly-Fella May 01, 2024
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Elise Wesley

The bomb, the prettiest girl around, sticks up for all her mates & is awesome :D Also, she should give Ellen cookies ;) GO ELISE WESLEY <3
person one: Omg, Elise is sooo hot
Person two: oh, i know ;) i so wish there were more Elise Wesleys around
by Ellemjo December 06, 2010
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Wesley C.

A Wesley C. is important within the NEW definition of the Picard.

A Wesley C. does not have or never had sexual intercourse on or in or under the Enterprise.

The Picard is a single, tiny piece of grain which wandered the intestines of the body and came out undamaged along with digested food out of an asshole.
The more it is the Picard the more it is on top of the shit.

If a Picard is only more than 50% on the side of an object which is shit it is not called a Picard.

Definition within:
If it is within the shit it is probably a Wesley C.. A Wesley C. has not to be discovered. It has not to be put on top of the shit.
Also its very existence has the state of Schroedingers Cat. If someone discovers a Wesley C., it is not a Wesley C. anymore from that point in time.
The definition changes to "exposed Klingon warbird". A Wesley C. does not move.

If it was moved it is also one special attribute of a Wesley C.
A Wesley C. moves when someone has the will that it moves. It does not move on its own.

If a shit somehow appears in a shape like that of a snake and is somehow pointing to real grain or the stars with its head it is called a R-usher.
A "R-usher" is an inverted Wesley C. and therefore a negative of it. It is dark as the nightsky with stars. Not really dark as black.
The two states of the Wesley C. turn to the two possible connections of a R-usher which are grain or the stars or both.
A R-Usher is something which moves or has dynamic shape.
"There could be a Wesley C. inside of every result from the intestines of the Picard which looks like a soft brown boat on a river."
Wrong example: "A Wesley C. could be in everyone who ate a lot."
Correction: " A Wesley C. had to have his coming-out in the series."
by Aeneodarb December 05, 2021
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Wesley Woehler

Wesley Woehler should die
by GoomanHLR August 12, 2022
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wesley wade mchan

Wesley Wade Mchan is a smart hot guy and and is a FREAK IN THE SHEETS everyone loves him and is a super amazing guy
I had sex with Wesley Wade Mchan last night and it was heaven
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James Wesley the third

Is what happened when James plus ur mom.......also weird, sometimes annoying, crazy 😜 funny, dishonest,, gamers , grounded for life
James Wesley the third
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Wesley barrel

Bumming someone while they roll down a hill
It took a good sprint to catch up with Henry to give him a proper good Wesley barrel in and out the arse as Wesley rolled down the hill with shit flying out his arse but fuck he was Wesley barrelled proper
by Paul1978 January 06, 2021
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