Valentines Day Massacre 

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.

“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”

Valentines Day Massacre by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023

valentines day 

lonely day - system of a down

I’m lonely on valentines day

valentines day by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024

pseudo valentines day 

A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.

The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness

pseudo valentines day by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018

Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day 

A cheating asshole.

"Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day. I have this big project..."

Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day by Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean November 15, 2018

Valentinesdaysis

The state of replacing a crappy Valentine who turned you down with an even better person or sibling. Best for when inviting a sister to be your Valentine.

I had to get a new valentinesdaysis since my best friend rejected me.

Valentinesdaysis by TaqtoQat January 31, 2009