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the thirty

the thirty means to stick your middle finger up at somebody
your middle finger is the third finger.. so on a football field it would be the thirty yard line..... hints the name the thirty
yo he just gave you the thirty
by izzon May 4, 2008
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Thirty fifth shoe

The shoe thirty five year old people stuff up their ass when people tell them they are having a mid life crisis
John take out that thirty fifth shoe from your wife's ass
by Real value August 29, 2019
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bar thirty

Closing time, based on the fact that bars close at 2:30 am in Portland, OR.
It's almost Bar thirty, let's get out of here. Closing time Portland, OR
by Xxander420 January 28, 2017
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I smell thirty cows

A feeling of great happiness and hunger
ME:How do you feel
Him:I smell thirty cows
Me:What do you fell like eating
Him:pant
by Kollando February 25, 2018
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Thirty Finger Handjob

A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.
by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020
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Dirty Thirty

When you reach thirty years of age and are in complete denial and act like a complete reckless penis to compensate the fact your slowly dying
Oh someone clearly reached their dirty thirty
by Bm24310 January 30, 2021
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