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Skittles

A jerk, or a person who tends to act in a sociopathic nature but undiagnosed and unfavorable by nature
Oh my god, he is such a skittles!
I know I can't stand him.
by Jamal Hazard )( January 9, 2007
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skittle feltching

v. the act of inserting skittle candies into the vagina, waiting 10-15 minutes, and then eating said skittles out of the vagina
jenny- "i have a horrible yeast infection from skittle feltching last week "
by andrew rrrrrrrrrrrr May 29, 2009
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skittle's triad

Skittle's triad is a disorder marked by ovarian chocolate cysts, strawberry cervix, and raspberry labia especially seen in women with the following; excessive menses, syphilis, and herpes.
Maricon had a bout with skittle's triad last summer
by Phenomally January 29, 2007
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skittle jacked

The instance of one of your friends stealing your skittles from right under your nose. This could be out of your pocket or while you are in the process of putting one in your mouth.
Person1: Woah man, what happened to my skittles?

Person2: You just got skittle jacked!

Person1: Damn! Not again!
by shananogins93 May 14, 2009
mugGet the skittle jackedmug.

Fuckin' Skittles

1. Something amazingly fuckin awesome, and insanely mind blowing, to the point you want to go out and bang that nerdy fat kid's hot mother, or bang that drunk chick on your lap.

2. Beerbong.

3. Playing Nazi Zombies

4. About to go blow shit up. Or score some free beer (Ex. "Dood lets score some free beer!" "Fuckin' Skittles brah!"
We be Fuckin' Skittles on her boobies tonight!
by death50cola January 5, 2011
mugGet the Fuckin' Skittlesmug.

skittle shit

When you're taking a shit and dropping nuggets that look like 7 Skittles of different colors smushed together with several single Skittle rat turds between nuggets.
Fuck dude, I just took a skittle shit. The first nugget made me taste the rainbow. I need to drink more water before bed. That was brutal.
by Bobby the Bug Man February 18, 2021
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Skittle Bob

A person that is even gayer than the average gay
Bro Sam over there is a “Skittle Bob”, he was dating 3 guys at once bro.
by rustyisdusty June 19, 2020
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