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milking the pipe

An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.
Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...
by Xxdudexx October 10, 2018
mugGet the milking the pipemug.

piping loose

You trying to wife her up then? Nah I’m just piping loose g
by simonskevington October 7, 2018
mugGet the piping loosemug.

Kimberlite pipe

When one does a line of blow out of someone else's asshole
Yo did you see hunter hit the kimberlite pipe off of Bridgette?
by Bamf29 September 1, 2016
mugGet the Kimberlite pipemug.

G pipe

Oil burner glass pipe used to smoke meth. Around central Cal I've heard people use the term g pipe for glass oil burner pipes for about the last 20 years. I've talked to a couple people from head shops and they say they've heard it called that too.
When I go to the headshop what do I ask the salesman? Just say you need a G pipe.
by Paul Pickle July 3, 2018
mugGet the G pipemug.

Mad pipe

Mad pipe is when your giving it good to a woman like mario
“Hey girl are you a plumber cause I wanna give you that mad pipe”
“Sure you’ve scored yourself a get out of virgin free card”
Fuck you joshua Kelly
by Beerboats November 2, 2019
mugGet the Mad pipemug.

Pittsburgh Pipe

Where a Woman (or Man) gives a Blowjob or Blumpkin by:

1) Sucking on the tip of the dick

2) Cups the balls (like the botom of a pipe).

3) Proceeds to light the pubic hair on fire while "puffing" on the dick.
"Michelle gave me a "Pittsburgh Pipe" last night dude!"

"No Way man, that's awesome!"

"I know! I don't think my pubes will ever grow back!"
by PockaCabeza January 16, 2010
mugGet the Pittsburgh Pipemug.

loud pipes

cars that make that loud noise wit tha pipes. almost always being flashy with tha nice rims, a nice paint job, interior etc. made famous by the Cash Money Millionaires
"Loud pipes big rims whodi that's how I like it" -Lil Wayne
by INfaMousgUrL2002 August 1, 2004
mugGet the loud pipesmug.

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