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fluffy otter

When the women is laying on her back and the dude is straddling her while titty fucking her and blows a huge load on her face.
“Dude, I totally gave a girl from Georgia a fluffy otter last night!”
by sugartitzzzz August 28, 2019
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Otter

A (usually gay) man who is toned with a moderate amount of hair on his body. Usually with a swimmer build, otters are much smaller than that of bears, but are much more masculine than twinks.
Almost every trans-man aspires to be an otter.”
by DeviLI June 16, 2023
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Wetter then an otters pocket

So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (Click)
Caller:hi Mr/Mrs will u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???

Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!

Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....
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silent otter

A silent otter is a gay man seemingly small in height but appears straight in public and only reveals his true self online in private naked otter chat rooms
“How come Todd never brings a date to our Friendsgiving get togethers”?. “Well Susan, Todd is a bit different my dear. He shops at naked otter image search and most girls aren’t attracted to that Entirely . Todd is a silent otter, he enjoys scrawny white men behind closed doors .”
by Brilliantlyflattenedthecurve September 25, 2020
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wetter than an otter pocket

your girl when she sees harry styles’ grammy performance
me: babe, you’re wetter than an otter pocket

her: oh yeah it’s because i just watched harry styles grammy performance
by thesecretchoochie September 13, 2021
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wetter than an otter's pocket

when I see that fucker I get wetter than an otter's pocket
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hot otter box

when you bust a nut/jizz/splooge/skeet skeet skeet, on your girls phone case.
The other night my girlfriend was bitchin about her phone sticking to her face, I had to tell i was sorry for hot otter boxing her.
by dikfingrz October 24, 2020
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