The act of ejaculating on someone's face, then taking a dump on their face, and finally licking it clean
by RaubSucks December 7, 2021
Get the Chocolate Vanilla Swirlmug. A combination of a dirty houdini and a raspberry swirl, this is where you are doing a girl doggy style, then pull it out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, you shoot it right in her face and then punch her in the nose, so she has blood and cum dripping down her face.
by JC Lisbon May 2, 2005
Get the dirty raspberry houdini swirlmug. The act of jacking off into a toilet bowl, then before flushing deciding to take a shit to conserve water.
by darrwinter March 28, 2015
Get the Chocolate vanilla swirlmug. When a man eats a womens vagina out and then bring the cum from the vagina to the anus and gives the girl a rim job, thus creating two flavors, that of the cum, and that of the rectum.
Last night i was eating out my girlfriend and my tongue slipped to her ass hole and i totally gave her a 2 flavored mystery swirl.
by jajajabalaba May 24, 2010
Get the 2 flavored mystery swirlmug. When you shit and cum in a condom. Then you freeze the condom, then when your partner is ready. Put the swirl up their ass and proceed to fuck them
by Ghettobooty6161 October 2, 2019
Get the Chocolate Vanilla Swirlmug. by Invadethezim September 24, 2011
Get the All Natural Chocolate Vanilla Swirlmug. When a strong man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and the proceeds to turn around and defecates into her mouth. She gargles the waste in her mouth and then spits it onto the mans chest and swirls it with her tongue.
by codybrub August 15, 2012
Get the Carmel Swirlmug.