Chocolate Vanilla Swirl

The act of ejaculating on someone's face, then taking a dump on their face, and finally licking it clean

Hey, i heard that John had a Chocolate Vanilla Swirl last night with his girlfriend.

by RaubSucks December 7, 2021

dirty raspberry houdini swirl

A combination of a dirty houdini and a raspberry swirl, this is where you are doing a girl doggy style, then pull it out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, you shoot it right in her face and then punch her in the nose, so she has blood and cum dripping down her face.

A dirty raspberry houdini swirl is the funniest thing anyone could ever do to a girl.

by JC Lisbon May 2, 2005

Chocolate vanilla swirl

The act of jacking off into a toilet bowl, then before flushing deciding to take a shit to conserve water.

X: Man I just made the biggest chocolate vanilla swirl of my life
Y: Gross man, really Gross

by darrwinter March 28, 2015

2 flavored mystery swirl

When a man eats a womens vagina out and then bring the cum from the vagina to the anus and gives the girl a rim job, thus creating two flavors, that of the cum, and that of the rectum.

Last night i was eating out my girlfriend and my tongue slipped to her ass hole and i totally gave her a 2 flavored mystery swirl.

by jajajabalaba May 24, 2010

Chocolate Vanilla Swirl

When you shit and cum in a condom. Then you freeze the condom, then when your partner is ready. Put the swirl up their ass and proceed to fuck them

“Oh my god I just did a chocolate vanilla swirl”
“Nice!”

by Ghettobooty6161 October 2, 2019

All Natural Chocolate Vanilla Swirl

The act of taking a shit and freezing it in with someone else's vanilla ice cream

God dammit he got us again with his All Natural Chocolate Vanilla Swirl

by Invadethezim September 24, 2011

Swirl the Soup

When a woman masturbates.

Im not in the mood tonight honey, i already had to swirl the soup earlier.

by dec324 August 8, 2008