Guy 1: hey you know that standing cat?
Guy 2: yea of course i know the standing cat.
Guy 1: yea that cat is the best stander out there.
Guy 2: yea you cant disagree with facts.
Guy 1: but seriously though, how stand?
Guy 2: idk it will be a mystery for ever.
Guy 2: yea of course i know the standing cat.
Guy 1: yea that cat is the best stander out there.
Guy 2: yea you cant disagree with facts.
Guy 1: but seriously though, how stand?
Guy 2: idk it will be a mystery for ever.
by w5e4drtfyguhiytiugjhiyutfgjhkg May 11, 2021

The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.
Similar to a carface
Similar to a carface
by Hilarity Mitten October 16, 2008

its a trash ass game that you shouldnt play because the owner is a femboy/racist/pessimist/biased/ugly nigga/weird nigga/gets no bitches/ruined the game and sucks big fat sweaty smega covered boners and chokin on big fat 12 inch girthy dicks
by gerjlsedrgjlergkjwerglikgrw March 3, 2023

What one does when they are too drunk to engage in normal standing. Characterized by odd, often gravity defying moves, while at least one foot remains firmly planted
Man, last night Rose came home from the PTO so trashed on Mad Dog that she was in the freestyle standing championships.
by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011

A sex position where the man stands on a ladder to where his penis is the exact height of her mouth, and she gives him head.
by Horny Frey 2 May 19, 2023

a shower apparenlty 🙄
by cilantro.is.yummy March 17, 2022

by meggymc August 16, 2016
