Skittles

A jerk, or a person who tends to act in a sociopathic nature but undiagnosed and unfavorable by nature

Oh my god, he is such a skittles!
I know I can't stand him.

by Jamal Hazard )( January 9, 2007

skittle feltching

v. the act of inserting skittle candies into the vagina, waiting 10-15 minutes, and then eating said skittles out of the vagina

jenny- "i have a horrible yeast infection from skittle feltching last week "

by andrew rrrrrrrrrrrr May 29, 2009

Fuckin' Skittles

1. Something amazingly fuckin awesome, and insanely mind blowing, to the point you want to go out and bang that nerdy fat kid's hot mother, or bang that drunk chick on your lap.

2. Beerbong.

3. Playing Nazi Zombies

4. About to go blow shit up. Or score some free beer (Ex. "Dood lets score some free beer!" "Fuckin' Skittles brah!"

We be Fuckin' Skittles on her boobies tonight!

by death50cola January 5, 2011

Skittle Pox

Skittle Pox is the new, politically correct name for Monkey Pox, with the Skittles Rainbow being a veiled symbolism for the Gay Pride flag.

"Hey, did you know that Johnny Dribble has the Skittle Pox all over his body - he told me to 'taste the rainbow', but that's just gross."

by Fuzzbuster111 August 2, 2022

skittle hand

The hand of a man (usually a homosexual) filled with skittles, put by their dick, while they are given a blow job.

As in "Taste the Rainbow."

Show me how tasty your skittle hand is.

by Independence76 January 13, 2009

Skittle Bob

A person that is even gayer than the average gay

Bro Sam over there is a “Skittle Bob”, he was dating 3 guys at once bro.

by rustyisdusty June 19, 2020

skittle's triad

Skittle's triad is a disorder marked by ovarian chocolate cysts, strawberry cervix, and raspberry labia especially seen in women with the following; excessive menses, syphilis, and herpes.

Maricon had a bout with skittle's triad last summer

by Phenomally January 29, 2007