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re shuffle the deck

While driving in heavy traffic and you keep seeing the same chicks at every stop or light. You have to pull into a parking lot to Re Shuffle the deck to get some new scenery.
Every time I stopped at a traffic light I kept seein the same ugly bitches so I had to pull over to re shuffle the deck.
by KennnBo March 20, 2008
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2-Pump Shuffle

A 2-pump shuffle is a sexual act in which the male gets the female nude, then proceeds to enter his penis in-and-out of the the females vagina two times. The 2-pump shuffle is only official if there is no more sexual activity following the two "pumps" and the man leaves the woman hanging.
That girl is ugly! I wouldn't give her the full bang, but I'd probably give her the 2-pump shuffle for the sake of good comedy.
by Mic E.D. November 19, 2010
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shuffleate

To move or transfer quickly from one place to another. Can also be used as part of a command to break up drunken fights between friends. First uttered by a BAMFfrom a small town in Kansas who was vacationing in South Padre.
Why don't you all just shuffleate back to your rooms?!

I gotta shuffleate to the shitter!!!
by Jon Baca May 21, 2006
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Shuffle streak

When you've got your iPod on shuffle mode and a serie of good songs is played.

The "Shuffle streak" is the opposite of the "Shuffle syndrome"
I love this song! I'm really on a shuffle streak right now.
by Doggelito October 21, 2009
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Shuffle The Tool Cards

Phrase meaning someone is being a tool and needs to stop doing so.
Guy One-Man, Mike is such a terd.
Guy Two-Yeah, he really needs to shuffle the tool cards.
by ~meatsandwich~ October 23, 2009
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Shuffle Breaking

The empowerment of oneself after they break the cycle of the itunes/ipod shuffle.
When listening to your itunes library on shuffle for a long time. You start Shuffle Breaking when you finally come to a song you cant stand so you click next, and than you can not stop clicking next.
by Bintini July 19, 2012
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taxicab shuffle

When you are in a manual transmission vehicle, and you shift from 2nd gear to 4th or 5th, or 1st to 3rd. Typically works best if you are going down a hill.
We were running a yellow light and Dad stalled out the Escort doing the taxicab shuffle.
by ecdthefirst May 22, 2006
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