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Razor wank

I just went to the er because I had a nice razor wank
by Gjfrhgfnvghhgggggjj November 22, 2018
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Hitchen's Razor

That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.
Hym "But Matt and Emma don't apply Hitchen's Razor when it comes to E. Jean Carol, do they? Heh."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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Razor

The location where prostitutes ply their trade. Also known as the ho stroll, the blade or the track.
After I knock the bitch off that Woodward Ave razor, out there in that Detroit, she been sockin' it to a pimp's pockets.. dig?
by G. Twilight March 20, 2024
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arkham's razor

Never try to understand a crazy person’s motives…they’re crazy after all!
I don’t know why he quit, this thing is starting to take off!

Man, that’s arkham's razor, don’t try to understand crazy people!
by Justice fer all February 6, 2024
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Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"
by Rizzonomics October 14, 2022
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Razoring

A term used during drinking when a "razor" (a drunk individual who is extremely aggressive and loud) starts wildin' out and causing issues. They will often verbally and physically begin attacking the people around them, including but not limited to their friends, staff, and strangers looking in their direction.
Man you see that razor razoring, we ain't drinking with her no more.

I don't drink with Kesha anymore, she's always razoring when we drink. I don't got time for all that drama.
by Winterpanda1997 March 24, 2023
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Hanlon's Razor

Logical fallacy around the mantra “Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice”.
In reality, acting like “Whoops, sorry! Stoopid me!”, so the victim is willing to forgive you for longer, is the oldest trick in the book of evil.
Mostly used by anxious sheltered people when overwhelmed by reality .
Not necessarily wrong. But not necessarily right *either*. There simply is no rational basis for it. It is useless. Its false sense of security can itself be harmful again. Purely exists as a coping fantasy. Same thing as conspiracy theorists (−1) , but with an opposite polarity (+1).
Risen in popularity in late 2010s, due to an anxiety epidemic in young people caused by over-sheltering parents, for-profit fear media, over-prescription abuse, and several bad events (pandemic, wars, …).

The real way to tell evil from stupid is:
*Evil has a goal*. Its actions *converge* towards that.
Stupid is incompetent. Its actions *diverge* (into chaos).
Catch 1: Stupid people can *still* be useful pawns for evil people, and follow them. (See example.)
Catch 2: There doesn’t *have* to be an evil person. It may be emergent behavior in a group. (Proof: Your body’s cells aren’t smart. Yet together they can act smart.)
Usually it’s more complex, but that’s the gist.

In the end, stupid is already harmful. It wastes resources and slows advancement down. That is evil.
While evil is already stupid. As teamwork (being nice) is clearly an evolutionary advantage.
Leader figure A: Evil (scapegoat group B) are invading our (group A), destroying our (values) and taking our (valuables)! = Evil. Goal: Power
Group B, Pawn 2: Durk urr durr! Kill all (group B)! =Stupid. Goal: Whatever dear leader A says.
Group A, Anxious traumatized person 3: OMG, (group B) is destroying our (group A)! They are evil! Hyper-focused on anything remotely similar to the previous trauma: “It *must* be real!” Goal: Safety through avoidance.
Group A, Anxious *black-eyed* person 4: Calm down, it’s just Hanlon's Razor! Everything is fine. Nothing to see here, move on. Hyper-focused on anything remotely similar to the previous *safe space*: “It CAN’T be real!” Goal: Safety through ignorance.

(As you can see, everyone in this example is wrong, and merely driven by their anxiety, clinging to what they grew up with that seemingly lets them handle reality.)
by Evi1M4chine April 3, 2023
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