milking the pipe

An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.

Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...

by Xxdudexx October 10, 2018

dat pipe

A male penis that has substantial length as similar to a pipe

Jayden got dat pipe!! Wow I've never seen nothing like it !

by Pipemasterc November 22, 2016

G pipe

Oil burner glass pipe used to smoke meth. Around central Cal I've heard people use the term g pipe for glass oil burner pipes for about the last 20 years. I've talked to a couple people from head shops and they say they've heard it called that too.

When I go to the headshop what do I ask the salesman? Just say you need a G pipe.

by Paul Pickle July 03, 2018

piping loose

Shagging someone outside of a relationship

You trying to wife her up then? Nah I’m just piping loose g

by simonskevington October 07, 2018

foaming pipes

n. The act of jizzing in a girl's mouth and having it subsequently come out of her nose by laughing or coughing.

I gave this girl the foaming pipes and she said her sinuses are all fucked up now.

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

Pittsburgh Pipe

Where a Woman (or Man) gives a Blowjob or Blumpkin by:

1) Sucking on the tip of the dick

2) Cups the balls (like the botom of a pipe).

3) Proceeds to light the pubic hair on fire while "puffing" on the dick.

"Michelle gave me a "Pittsburgh Pipe" last night dude!"

"No Way man, that's awesome!"

"I know! I don't think my pubes will ever grow back!"

by PockaCabeza January 16, 2010

Rice Pipe

A tail pipe commonly put on rice racers to make a slow car seem faster by making it sound loud,an excessively large exhaust on a car, causing it to have a "farty" sound. rice Pipes are most commonly found on cheap, front-wheel drive imports (see honda civic or mitsubishi eclipse) that 16 year old kids who watch The "fast and furious" series like its some kind of religion. The rice pipe can be identified by one of many tests. 1) If the cross section of the muffler or muffler tip is GREATER than the contact patch on the car's tires, the exhaust is a rice pipe. 2)If the muffler is larger than the displacement of the motor, it is a rice pipe. 3) if the ricer takes off in his riced out car and the exhaust is louder than his stereo, it is declared a rice pipe. 4) and last but not least, if any piece of the exhaust system was purchased at Pep Boys, Autozone, or any other ricer oriented store, it is most likely a rice pipe.

Look at that rice pipe, that probably cost more than the car is worth.

by Pompous Smurf December 20, 2006