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keyboard bangs

The explosive sound when a programmer gets an Eureka moment and hits real hard on the Enter key to show his pride.
Schwan was doing his keyboard banging in the office today. I am happy for his accomplishments, but his keyboard bangs are quite annoying.
by Savant Of Christ November 28, 2014
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Keyboard Kids

When you know someone who does not clean their computer keyboard and the keys stick all the time.
"I was over at brians house trying to redo my resume on his computer and the keys kept sticking... you just know he has been making keyboard kids"
by Blazn Sykwitit November 16, 2017
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Keyboard warrior

An individual who is unable to confront another individual in person, but acts like a big man behind a screen. An example of this is Simon Vaisey.
Classic keyboard warrior, wouldn’t say anything to my face.
by Urzz February 6, 2021
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Keyboard Karen

A person who stalks the comment section on social media platforms and harassess anyone with an opinion that could be perceived as different from their own. They are often entitled and speak down to others with a prominent self righteous attitude. When cornered in an argument, they may resort to accusations of bigotry or assume the role of victim.
I commented on a joke last night and a Keyboard Karen spent 2 hours trying to make me feel like a terrible person!
by Just Ignore Them December 17, 2021
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keyboard flexing

Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.
"Was there 'beef'?", asked barry. "No barry, Samuel was just keyboard flexing", chuckled paul.
by Spazoid November 28, 2016
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crusty keyboard

A crusty keyboard is a person who has terrible hygiene and is a total pushover. If you meet a crusty keyboard turn around and run. The eye boogers just ain't worth it.
Yeah that kid Shane is such a crusty keyboard
by everyotherday88 May 8, 2019
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Keyboard Teacher

People who write long answers to simple basic questions online to feel important
Hey man did you see that Keyboard Teacher on Quora
by Rustyshaklefoed January 17, 2021
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