James

Born too be a noncy uncle. Has a typical forehead size of a fucking whale and is an absolute unit when it comes too kids.
Daddy, James just touched my knob
by Imanonce25 October 11, 2019
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james to be; stupid, dumb, drunk & racist.
Stop being so James!
by XLMAOX March 06, 2019
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James

A normally tall and handsome young man. Very athletic and hyper. Will go to the end of the earth for his friends and loved ones. May give off a bad boy or mean guy vibe but he is actually just a sweet and nervous guy. Will act like he doesn't care but truly he always cares and is very hard on himself when he messes up. If you threaten his friends or family he may kill you or have some very harsh words for you. He can go from a carefree teen with his friends to a cold-blooded attacker in 5 seconds if you annoy him or piss him off. If he has a girlfriend he will love her as long as he can even if he does keep a few girls in the back of his mind in case he is single. He carries himself with an aura of confidence and power.
Nathan: "Why do you like James, Marissa? He seems to be an asshole!"

Marissa: "He's not! James is just protecting his friends and loved ones and comes across as an asshole when he does sometimes but in reality, he is super sweet, Nathan. You're my brother, Nate, trust me please."

Nathan: "Ok, ok, fine! But I am still going to be cautious ok?"

Marissa: "Ugh! Fine!"
by _.3._ December 30, 2017
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James is a faggot

He is so fucking stupid and retarded that that he'll stick his fingers up his own ass for pleasure.

He is so queer that he mouth fucks his shoes..

And everyone agrees with this statment.
by Is James a faggot June 23, 2020
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That one guy who probably has the smallest dick of anyone you know.
by bitter_peppers November 05, 2019
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He really loves this one specific girl but he lost her because of fortnite, he is color blind and will always be a virgin. Lmao zidong this boy colorblind.
B:hi james
j:hi
B:i lost my girl friend
J:yeah me too
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by Mrquavojames September 25, 2018
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