A person with the biggest lips ever, his is the ruler of the kingdom, he unfortunately has a tiny penis and is reluctant to givimg cheek to anyone
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Gerardism is a monotheistic religion founded in 2021 G.I Gerard Time based on the teachinas of their god "Gerard The Dick Slug”. Its adherents, known as Gerardists, make up a small percent of
exconenually by the year 2023. Gerardism is belief that Gerard is the only god, whose is going to come down from Gerartha and take all of his followers to paradise.
You can summon Gerard by placing each of the astronavigaors around a picture of gerard (we currently own 2 astronavigators ) once you have places them in a circle you need to put the designated shapes inside the astronavigator then chant the gerard mantra
“Gerard is all that is holy.
Gerard will take us to the motherland.
Gerard we sacrifice ourselves to you.
Gerard the all Mighty take us now.”
exconenually by the year 2023. Gerardism is belief that Gerard is the only god, whose is going to come down from Gerartha and take all of his followers to paradise.
You can summon Gerard by placing each of the astronavigaors around a picture of gerard (we currently own 2 astronavigators ) once you have places them in a circle you need to put the designated shapes inside the astronavigator then chant the gerard mantra
“Gerard is all that is holy.
Gerard will take us to the motherland.
Gerard we sacrifice ourselves to you.
Gerard the all Mighty take us now.”
by Gerardism follower July 26, 2022
Get the Gerardism mug.To get "gerarded" means to get absolutely obliterated - to get super drunk - hammered.
It is a term used by Red Gerard on Jimmy Kimmel Live, after he had won Winter Olympic Gold at the Winter Olympic Games in Seoul, South Korea. The terms comes from his cousin Abigale, whom while she went to college, everyone always said she was getting "gerarded" too much, i.e. getting absolutely obliterated.
It is a term used by Red Gerard on Jimmy Kimmel Live, after he had won Winter Olympic Gold at the Winter Olympic Games in Seoul, South Korea. The terms comes from his cousin Abigale, whom while she went to college, everyone always said she was getting "gerarded" too much, i.e. getting absolutely obliterated.
Mother: "So Abigale, how is college so far?"
Abigale: "It is fine mother, but I might be getting gerarded too much."
Mother: "Abigale, it is not good to get drunk that often."
Abigale: "I am sorry mother, but I cannot control myself. When there is alcohol present, I just have to chug it all."
Abigale: "It is fine mother, but I might be getting gerarded too much."
Mother: "Abigale, it is not good to get drunk that often."
Abigale: "I am sorry mother, but I cannot control myself. When there is alcohol present, I just have to chug it all."
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Get the Gerard mug.A man of Filipino descent who enjoys getting all the b*tches and yields a wooden poo spoon to battle.
He additionally enjoys flinging poo water.
He additionally enjoys flinging poo water.
Stefan: Have you seen Gerard today? He's immaculately dressed and beat a dude with wooden spoon.
Erick: Yeah, that's his poo spoon.
Erick: Yeah, that's his poo spoon.
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