Kung Foo Fighting

To root for or revel in the failure of others. FIghting within an industry to bring a contemporary down. To reign in on the good news or fortune of another.

Written and made popular by Jay Brooks in his Beer Bulletin when referring to what appeared to be an deliberate and pointed comment about one craft brewery reigning in on the good fortune of another craft brewery.

http://www.brookstonbeerbulletin.com/kung-fu-fighting

XYZ Craft Brewery was Kung Foo Fighting with ABC Craft Brewery, as ABC was getting more recognition when the real issue was the Big Brewery down the street controlling the market with their big business tactics.

by beerguytoo April 14, 2009

Hey *name here*, no fighting

Originated on AnimatorX forums where most noobs came on and were a complete douche, and fought abotut he ranks.

Noob: 'HEY GUISE :3'
Admin: 'Hey *name here*, no fighting'

by Wispulator December 4, 2010

Straight edge fighting

sXe fight consists of one edge kid challanging someone to a fight for no fucking reason. Then getting 30 of there friends to jump that kid on his way to the fight with bully-rags and bats. After which they will go after each person that you know and do the same them

Smoker: hey, u got a smoke?
Edge kid: GO FUCK YOURSELF I HOPE YOU DIE OF CANCER YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, C'MON BITCH FIGHT ME!!!!! YEAH THATS RIGHT EDGE BITCH... EEEEEDDDDGGGGGEEEEEE FFOOOORRRRRR LLLIIIIFFFFFEEEEEE
smoker: w.e i'm done with straight edge fighting

by SUCKMYBIC 420 November 21, 2010

I was fighting my demons

Means in another words I was taking a shit.

"Sorry for late response, I was fighting my demons 😈"

by Toxicteachings March 14, 2021

fighting crime

Sarcastic answer to any questions regarding ones whereabouts.
Similiar to the explanation "I'm a ninja" to any questions regarding one's abilities.

Why the FUCK are you so latet for my class?
I was out fighting crime.

by Ninja Crime Fighter October 20, 2004

fingering

The act of breaking one's finger while performing a coding activity on a laptop.

Bro fingering sucks.

by yeayeayeayeayyee December 31, 2020

chink fighting

Any martial arts deriving from Asia

Asian 1 " Just leave me alone!"

Group of rednecks " Not until you open your eyes like a normal person!"

Asian 1 "Please I don't want any trouble"

Rednecks "Well you got some" (Redneck Punches)\

(Asian blocks, and round kicks him, knocking him out cold)

Redneck 1 "Shit! Crazy bitch knows chink fighting!"

Redneck 2 " I'm going back to the pickup truck!"

by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011