Rodridgo and Stephanie had the Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea today and they were shitting for 45 minutes straight in the Dunkin Donuts bathrooms and made a huge ass mess all over the toilet with diarrhea all over the bathroom stall. All of the employees had to clean their mess up and Rodridgo and Stephanie went to Walgreens to buy Pepto Bismol because their diarrhea was severe and they both went home smelling like gorilla shit and they had to take 3 hour showers.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022
The act of sucking someone off, or being sucked off, while taking a meaty shit.
Also known as a Plop and Shlop, or Plumkin.
Also known as a Plop and Shlop, or Plumkin.
by Flynn69 November 23, 2021
A person who is your best friend for almost two years and then after winter break they change into a complete and utter B**CH. You have a crush on them and they have a crush on you too. You finally actually tell them and they ghost you. You ask them to a dance and they say that they're not available on that day. You are in class together for both of those two years. You have so many inside jokes about a kid who moved and was rude to you and him. You give him your number and he just ghosts you even more. And then you moved and he changed so much and you don't have a crush on the current him but still have a crush on the old him.
You: I really like Tyler Dunkin Mooney he's so nice.
Two years later
You: He is so rude and he changed so much.
Two years later
You: He is so rude and he changed so much.
by Very VeryAnonymous November 29, 2019
When you are getting head while you take a shit on the toilet your nuts get warm from the saliva and hang mighty close to the water any sudden movement can can cause a dunkin blumpkin ( freshly dunked nuts)which becomes more common as we get older.
your honor in my defense, I couldn't get oral sex at home while blasting a dookie, a public bathroom was my only other option. For I have recently been the victim of a dunkin blumpkin
by Heavy D Dingleberry January 24, 2016
Friend#1: "Dude, I heard that Jim was at Dunkin Donuts the other day and had to shit. After he went in some slut followed him and gave him a blumpkin in there"!
Friend#2: "Yeah dude, I was there! He totally got a Dunkin' Blumpkin".
Friend#2: "Yeah dude, I was there! He totally got a Dunkin' Blumpkin".
by Hairydingle February 03, 2011
The best coffee place to ever exist. The coffee is very good, and although the donuts aren’t always the best, most of the other products are actually good!
#DunkinForLife
#DunkinForLife
Amigo 1: Man, I need to get some coffee this morning!
Amigo 2: Well, how about Starbucks?
Amigo 1: Nah, fuck Starbucks, let’s go to Dunkin’ instead! The coffee at Starbucks is way too goddamn strong…
Amigo 2: You know what, you’re right? Let’s go to Dunkin’!
Amigo 2: Well, how about Starbucks?
Amigo 1: Nah, fuck Starbucks, let’s go to Dunkin’ instead! The coffee at Starbucks is way too goddamn strong…
Amigo 2: You know what, you’re right? Let’s go to Dunkin’!
by Someone with a 🅱️rain July 29, 2022
The act of dunkin your balls in a recipients mouth with force propelling your cock slapping them in the face
I dropped my shorts and rapidly dropped down to dunk my nuts in her mouth, propelling my length in her face giving her a dunkin slap
by Tommy in hand December 20, 2017