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CANDICE

This is the symptom of "Ligma" and "Bofa", which are highly deadly to your right testicle and can result in "Harry Ballzak syndrome".
by ketjsynds June 5, 2022
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Person1: have you seen Candice?
Person2:who's Candice?
Person1: CANDICE DICK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH???
Person2: *jumps off bridge*
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Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"
"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"
by Why-and-no June 12, 2022
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Ex as how people think to use it: Person 1: Did you see Candice the other day?
Person 2: Who’s Candice?
Person 1: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Person 2: *commits not feeling so go*
Guess what guys, PEOPLES NAMES ARE SOMETIMES REALLY CANDICE! I have been friends with a Candice once and because of this joke, they want to change their name, stop using this joke it's not funny guys.
Candice is such a nice person
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A very sweet, and caring girl. She truly has respect for anyone , no matter who it is. She always has a smile on her face, whether she is feeling down, sick, or not feeling in the mood to do anything. She is always putting others before herself. She suffers in silence, and doesn't let many people in. She has such trust issues, probably due to past trauma. She is very nice, and the best girl you could have in your life. Candice will never put you down, watch you suffer, or cause you to suffer. You could go to her for anything you need, she will always be around. She will always be there for you if you need her. She genuinely is a true one.
"I need someone to talk too.."

"Why don't you talk to Candice? She'll listen!"

"Hmm. You're right!"
by fuckmedaddydamon December 23, 2022
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Candice is like a ligma or deez joke.
Chad "Hey you know candice?"
Andy "Who's candice?"
Chade "Candice dick fit in your mouth"
by top10saddestthingsinhistory October 7, 2022
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A common way to "got 'em" someone, usually used by asking; What about Candice?
Teacher: Alright did I miss anyone?
Student: Sir, what about Candice?
Teacher: Who's Candice?
Student: CANDICE DICK FIT IN YO MOUTH
Teacher: Get the fuck out
by Literally Not Black October 16, 2022
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