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Finisher's Anxiety 

A condition where a person has no problems working on a project and completing the majority of it, but becomes wary, lazy, or just stops altogether when close to completion.

Not to be confused with procrastination.
Johnny: "Hey man, I saw you were pretty close to finishing your essay due tomorrow a few days ago. Can I check it out?"

Sam:"Nah, I still haven't finished it yet."

Johnny:"What? But you wrote most of it in like 30 minutes!"

Sam: "Can't help it bro, Finisher's Anxiety."
Finisher's Anxiety by Xerebann April 18, 2014
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pre-training anxiety

1. The anxiety that you get before training because you know you will be doing something hard and you know it will be very painful.
Dude 1: Man, today we are doing 6 x 1kms today with squads in between them.
Dude 2: Yeah, coach told me on Tuesday. I have had pre-training anxiety all afternoon.
Dude 1: Yeah, me too.

Google Doc Anxiety Disorder 

Google Doc Anxiety Disorder is the mind and body's reaction to writing, editing, or working in a Google doc that has other people in it. It's the sense of uneasiness, distress, or dread you feel while trying to type with other people virtually watching you. A certain level of anxiety helps us stay alert and aware, but for those suffering from a Google Doc Anxiety Disorder, it feels far from normal - it can be completely debilitating in the workplace, school, or casual atmosphere.
I was trying to finish the monthly marketing report this morning, but Karen was in the Google doc, so I panicked because of my Google Doc Anxiety Disorder.

ATA (Awaiting Text Anxiety) 

When you send a text and you wait anxiously for a reply. Mainly when sending to a person you are interested in or apologizing for a ridiculous action committed the night before in a drunken state.
8:30am -{You} "Hey (insert hot chick's name here), nice meeting you last night. Lets go out for a drink later this week."

9:00am-

10:00am- {you mention to your friend} I texted the hottie I met last night when i woke up this morning and she hasn't responded.
{friend} Damn bro, you got some serious ATA (Awaiting Text Anxiety). She probably was so drunk she hasn't got outta bed yet.

11:00am-

3:15pm- {Her} "Who is this?"

3:16pm- {You} damn

Performance anxiety 

When one attempts to go to the washroom in a public place, but cant because there is to many people in the room.
person1= ok ready to go

person2= no we need to find another washroom i got a bad case of performance anxiety in that one.

Buffet Anxiety 

The fear of those of who are of larger constitution eating all of the food at a buffet before you.
Look at how much that fat guy has on his plate. He's giving me Buffet Anxiety.

anal anxiety disorder 

when a women is fearful of anal sex and nervous resulting in tensing up. making penitration near inposible. typicly cure with alcohal or musle relaxers.
i had to pry hear ass checks apart she must suffer from anal anxiety disorder.
anal anxiety disorder by ioniajoe December 23, 2009