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Wade Alexander

The sweetest gentleman you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. Be prepared to laugh! He comes with all of the jokes. Has a smile brighter than most people’s future. Will occasionally, and by occasionally I mean almost daily, let you know how special you are and how lucky you are to know him. Don’t fuck with Wade Alexander though, do him wrong and you’ll never be allowed inside again. If you know a Wade Alexander, keep them close because they’re as rare as the last time a depressed person took a shower. He’s a badass and will try anything at least once. Loves family and his friends and most of all, music. Never give up on him because he will surprise you everyday and you will never be bored of seeing his beautiful face. Imagine your hero but with some of the best hair in the world, that’s Wade Alexander.
Someone: what is he doing!!?
Mary: he’s being Wade Alexander, you can’t expect anything less!
by breadbite November 22, 2020
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Alexander Barker

Alexander barker *mom* DO THE DISHES!!! *Alex* Bruh -_-
by Ehtnabrkaer October 23, 2020
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Alexander Davis

He is a non-normal monkey with autism and cancer combined.
by Timmy Thicccy April 29, 2019
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Alexander and madeleine

this is not a joke alexander and madeleine i shsip them lolllll
i ship alexander and madeleine hehehhehehe
by jowl1265 October 12, 2021
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alexander duckleeng

attracts the owl yeaster.
alexander duckleeng: chat..
by poopoo pee peeppo September 16, 2023
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alexander hall

A sexy ass nigga from around the block an will fuck yo bitch if you ain't with her
that nigga alexander hall will fuck yo bitch
by Bananafone123 February 10, 2017
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