When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus
Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...
by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024
Get the Bob Semple Tankmug.
Get the Bobmug. 1) A Billy Bob is a person who is the modern version of a hillbilly, mostly a "crackhead" or a crazy person who finds small things way to funny, however, in some terms the word can be used to complement someone
2) someone who is the physical version of the Banjo-Kazooie intro theme
2) someone who is the physical version of the Banjo-Kazooie intro theme
1
non-crazy man: you are such a billy bob you crazy man!
crazy man: OUUUGUGUUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUG
2
friend 1: you are legit a billy bob
friend 2: I guess I am
non-crazy man: you are such a billy bob you crazy man!
crazy man: OUUUGUGUUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUG
2
friend 1: you are legit a billy bob
friend 2: I guess I am
by Den Dude February 26, 2022
Get the Billy Bobmug. “Girl tell me why this girl texted me saying her boyfriend was in my inbox”
“Did you text her back?”
“No, but I texted her boyfriend back.”
“BOBBBB!”
“Did you text her back?”
“No, but I texted her boyfriend back.”
“BOBBBB!”
by imbakugowife September 21, 2020
Get the Bobmug. by WintersSnow August 15, 2022
Get the Ass-bobbingmug. Bob Gould is someone who always keeps their head up there ass and walks around anywhere in a building on a power trip because he has a small dick
Clint: hey Joe pretend your doing something shrimp dick Bob is coming he’s gonna try and tell us what to do again
Joe: he can’t even sword fight I’m chillin.
Joe: he can’t even sword fight I’m chillin.
by Mr gat August 26, 2025
Get the Bobmug. 