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Two Person Mosh Pit

"Is that...is that a two person mosh pit in front of the stage?"
"Back in my day, we called them 'fistfights'."
by marblesoda July 17, 2016
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Person √-1

Person 29: Hi Person √-1
Person √-1: Hi bro
by Dalmut Brothers September 7, 2024
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Every single teacher when I make sense in an argue ment
Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading

Teacher: well how about you load it

Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading

Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem
by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020
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dog person

a person who likes dogs (feet) a little too much, someone with a foot fetish
a: “i’m having lunch with todd this afternoon
b: “oh, be careful, I hear todd is a dog person”
a: “thanks for the tip. i’ll be sure to keep my shoes on”
by goldfish cracker #34 November 5, 2023
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You are a good person

Yes! You are! I am a profuse serial rapist & you may well have been one to benefit from me, but that doesn’t make you any less of the good person you are! I love you because you are a beautiful human being with a gorgeous body I love to use!
Let the utmost respect I have for you excite you and ignite your fantasies in bed.

I respect taking things slow and will never force you to move faster than comfortable.

There’s many reasons I respect and defer to you: age, maturity, wisdom, & dating experience.

I trust your judgement and wisdom that taking things slow is the best course of action.

You’re possibly the most intelligent person I've met; that garners tremendous respect.

Most importantly, you are a human & I respect autonomy. Your merits pale in comparison to this ultimate fact of identity.

You are a good person!
by Bad C dev April 11, 2023
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