Van Mourik's Law states that "for every cup of coffee consumed, your learning rate will improve proportionally".
by PutKevinBack September 18, 2019
Get the Van Mourik's Law mug.The art of terrorising the local area with you family. You cant be doing a law on your own, only with your mum and dad.
This only applies to only children because your family are the only friends you will have.
You can also do a law if you are called dean or if your farther is called Dean.
This only applies to only children because your family are the only friends you will have.
You can also do a law if you are called dean or if your farther is called Dean.
Callum: Hello mum, doing a law is fun isnt it, coming out to do one?
Mum: Sure son! Let me go get your dad, Dean.
Mum: Sure son! Let me go get your dad, Dean.
by CallumLaw April 19, 2018
Get the Doing A Law mug.Spouse's grandnibling's spouse.
My grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
Get the grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law mug.In the event a drink or drinks are left at a hosts house for longer than three moons, it is expected the host inherits ownership of the liquor and shan't be returned to the guest upon next arrival.
"Lachie has left his half drunk bottle of Bundy here from last weekend, do you think he'd mind if I poured one?"
"Go for it mate. He knows Sherali's Law."
"Go for it mate. He knows Sherali's Law."
by Kedacted March 25, 2025
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by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the first co-cousin-pibling-in-law mug.A recently found out law of nature that clarifies a previously unreported phenomenon, it claims that as soon as any twitter post (commonly referred as tweet) surpasses 2000 likes that the comment section of said 'tweet' become unbearably annoying, there is no way to avoid or transcend this law, atleast at our current understandment of it.
"Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy,
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.
by TheModernPrometheus December 5, 2021
Get the Daub's Law mug.If someone says a name of someone you don't know, or a place you don't recognise, they must be making deez nuts joke.
A: "Have you ever spoken to Dee?"
B: "You're not gonna get me with that one"
A: "What do you mean? Dee is my good friend from school, I'm not joking"
B: "You must be lying its Dee's law"
B: "You're not gonna get me with that one"
A: "What do you mean? Dee is my good friend from school, I'm not joking"
B: "You must be lying its Dee's law"
by DeesLaw August 15, 2021
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