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Mother in Law Cocktail

A large highball glass with one
Large ice cube and at least four fingers of your favorite liquor, usually consumed in multiples of 2.-
Mother in Law Cocktail: “Got to grab a handle of vodka so I can have a couple
Mother in-laws when I get home so I can have dinner with
My mother in law who lives in my
Basement”
by schnock123 October 3, 2018
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CTB's Law

CTB's law says that when someone is having a public meltdown online, they will, given enough time and public pressure, eventually circle around to defending Pedophilia/Ephebophilia.

Named for when this happened to the lead singer of a has-been rock band that rhymes with Trapped.
I just know this Libertarian yelling about how rain collection laws is 2 more comments away from running headfirst into CTB's Law.
by AnWorm January 3, 2021
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inverse call law

Inverse Call Law: the chances of talking to the person you need to talk to are inversely proportional to the number of people actually on the call.
The meeting with AT&T never accomplished anything because of the Inverse Call Law: 15 middle-managers in the call and 0 engineers
by anonymous July 30, 2024
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second-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- Second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed.
3- 2C1R-in-law.
My second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
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step-great-grandchild-in-law

Step-great-grandchild's spouse.
step-great-grandchild-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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half-co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's half-pibling's husband.
half-co-uncle-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Murphy's Law of shaving

You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!
One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.
by QuacksO March 15, 2025
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