Indecent Friends

A more civilised way of saying Friends with Benefits. Typically used by people who are not native English speakers as a way to find a fuck buddy. Rarely used in every day conversation, Indecent Friends is the more polite form of asking a friend to have casual sex with you.

So... How about you and I enjoy some time as indecent friends...

Girl: "Are you interested in being Indecent Friends?"
Guy:"Hell yeah! Grab a Coffee and then back to mine?"

by CBarclayA December 31, 2017

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Friend zone

A term butthurt men use when they realize the girl they like is not attracted to them and never will be. They think because they were nice, she owes them sexual favors. When being nice is really just a common thing expected out of most people. Most of them are "nice guys" or incels. If the woman already has a boyfriend, they go on to cut her down and accuse her of liking bad boys. Though most fail to realize this, their desperation is probably the real reason they repel women.

Desperate loser: All you women are the same! You friend zone the nice guys like me and go for the bad boys instead! Screw you, bitch.
Confused girl: Because you really seem "nice"..

by Lalareal May 3, 2018

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friend of coal

White girl who, for whatever reason, prefers the dark meat (black men).

"Uh, oh, I just spent $20 on drinks for Cindy and she's leaving with Toby. She must be a friend of coal."

by Ol' Ky Dad November 11, 2009

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Blind Friend

A friend who is your friend when her other friends aren't around. But, when they are, she will treat you like trash and ignore you for weeks on time. She bounces to one friend to the next. But it will be a mistake to jump in with the wrong group. The one has a friend like this is sweet, reliable, smart, pretty, the type of girl any guy would want. But some, are shy, and the guy is blinded by the Friend Dumper. He is focused on her not the real friend. But don't worry, when you are older, they will come crawling back to be friends again, then are willing to forgive and maybe get hurt again? Or are you playing it safe, and taking the high road? The choice is yours. My advice, chose wisely, one wrong move might hurt you more.

Girl 1- Who does she think she is?
Girl 2- She's a Blind Friend. She was my friend, but she is "best friends" with Abby now. It sucks.

by The girl ;) May 4, 2015

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