Civil war graveyard teeth

When the teeth in a persons mouth resemble the tombstones of a civil war graveyard.

You see that chick, she’s got civil war graveyard teeth. Should invest in some braces.

by Spaghetti Don February 17, 2024

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Crab War

When two homosexual individuals with pubic lice have intercourse and their crab colonies mangle. This will cause the colonies to fight and eventually devour one of the unlucky homosexuals penis off.

Josh: Holy fuck dude did you hear about Simon and Wyatt's crab war?
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!

by skibidi cock May 31, 2024

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By all historical accounts, a war that began in 1350. It was a series of conflicts in Western Europe waged between the House of Plantagenet and its cadet House of Lancaster, the rulers of the Kingdom of England.

However, in contemporary social media (i.e. Youtube), it's become an internet gag used as a racial sterotype by the number 1350. 13/50. 13 % of American Americans are responsible for over (50%) of all crime.

Some spoon : "F*** my car just got stolen. Yes, he was black. Don't say it."

Some nub : "Hundred Years War"

Spoon: "..the f*ck?"

by DripDune May 23, 2021

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Recess Wars

Wars that happen on a playground, usually a school playground at recess period. They are wars between micro nations that claim land on the playground and some can turn violent. (I know that all too well.) They form a government with different ranks and military ranks, send out spies, and plan revolutions and alliances more often that you would think. They also slap names on places in the playground, buy land, and all that. The most important land is determined by how many battles were fought there. Me and my friends used to do this and there was a tall tower, everyone fought over it which resulted in a lot of violence.

The recess wars are ending forever now!
The recess wars got a little to out of hand…

by Дай№$&@*±|`£[ April 6, 2023

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