Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022
Alicia Harris - a mean ass girl who barely cares about something, she is the best girlfriend you can have she’s very loyal n loving for her bae, she’s very goofy, very energetic, she might seem happy but in the inside sometimes sad, she good in bed , she can be a real freak when u get her in her mood , and she stays taken , you don’t wanna get on her bad side u will regret it , she cares about her best friends.and she don’t hold on to drama
by Baby girl tea November 08, 2018
by CuggyMunt May 25, 2023
Harry Kane in his 30s has less trophies than a 17 year old.
With Bayern ending their run of 11 successive Bundesliga titles in 2024, as Bayer Leverkusen stormed to their first-ever title win, fans were concerned that Kane had brought his inability to win trophies.
Great collection of runner up medals Kane must have
With Bayern ending their run of 11 successive Bundesliga titles in 2024, as Bayer Leverkusen stormed to their first-ever title win, fans were concerned that Kane had brought his inability to win trophies.
Great collection of runner up medals Kane must have
by MomentsFC July 15, 2024
When an Aussie kid has the mark/scar of a botched coat hanger abortion on their forehead. Normally after the "Ye olde" coat hanger scramble was ineffective at removing an unwanted pregnancy.
Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
by eat mike hunt January 08, 2021
The English striker Harry Kane's participation in a team often seems to cast a shadow of ill luck upon their chances of securing any silverware. His presence has been associated with a perceived decrease in the team's likelihood of winning trophies, creating a narrative of unfortunate outcomes for the squad.
by polio_fingers December 09, 2023
by SeñorGinge August 17, 2024