David

Your korean looking friend who completely defies any asian stereotype

"I love David, but he sucks at math and videogames"

by Ricardo Reis June 3, 2018

David

You can tell someone is a David because they have a HUGE DICK (20 inches long)

David is so hot, he probably gets all the guys at school

by Hottie_man November 18, 2022

David ronan

A ginger poofter

Look at that poofter over there he looks like a right david ronan

by David ronan February 28, 2018

David

1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.

1. Did u see that turtle,he’s such a David.
2. David took my bitches. 😔😔

by smoking the uncle mark pack 🚬🚬 May 7, 2022

David

A very annoying kid that lives off genshin impact and takes pictures of everything they see.
Be warned of Davids. They will sell your toe pics.

"Hi david how are you" -david's girlfriend
"I'm good can I take pictures of you" -david
"No that's weird" -david's girlfriend
"Please, I need more toe pics" -david
"No, we're breaking up" - david's girlfriend

by AHAHAHAHA GOT EM 7358 March 2, 2022

David Glover

A man from The Inbetweeners who’s friends with Mark Donavan.In multiple scenes and plays pool.

David Glovers playing pool in the common room against Mark Donovan

by davidglover December 14, 2019

David Rexa

When you are born as short person, you could be called as "David Rexa". This word is based on guy who was called David Rexa. He was 18 years old and only 143 cm tall. After some research he found a way to make himself tall. After some time in lab he eventually got to 188cm after only 1 and half year.

Friend : Hey how you doin´ ?
You : Just trying to get out of this David Rexa situation, I don´t want to be this small my entire life.

Friend: Good luck with that :)

by Porkysko April 5, 2023