Utter Perfection

Gus motherfloofing Porter

Gus Porter is utter perfection

by raedaisimmaculate December 19, 2021

the most perfect girl in the world

Bethany Williams

question—who is the most perfect girl in the world?
answer—Bethany Williams<3

by b.w+c.r November 21, 2022

The Perfect Crime

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.

"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"

by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012

Perfect/"

The one that you love and care about, the one that you will never ever betray. The one girl in your kife that you know will always be with you and will never hurt you in any way. She will be the one that you think about every moment of every day, and you will always look forward to being with her. You will never lie to her and will give your very heart and soul to her. If she is the one most beautiful girl in the world, she will take your secrets, your sorrows, your joys, your very heart and soul, and she will keep it safe and cherish it forever. She will always love you and you should always love her back. She should be the one that you will always be there for. Treat her like she is a goddess and never turn away, because if you do, she might vanish forever. Do all of this, because beauty is not just skin deep, it is what you do with her that makes her beautiful. Make this choice wisely, because iif you don't, you might ruin your whole life. Make a good decision like i have. I am inspired to say this because of the most beautiful girl ever is Skye I love you

Love
Vaden

Skye's the most perfect/"person that has ever stood on this earth

by Darth Vader;$( May 08, 2019

in perfect harmoney

How vendors and contractors would like buyers to act towards them.

If we would all share, live simply, and be frugal when appropriate, we could all "live in perfect harmoney" --- i.e., obtain a product or service dat we need when we need it, and pay for it right away and in full, so dat nobody has to worry.

by QuacksO May 02, 2025

perfect release

A term for when someone who is playing 2k perfectly times their shot to where the shot meter turns green and there is an 100% chance the ball goes in.

That was a perfect release from the 3 point line!

by pabs August 05, 2019

Perfect community

There's no such thing as a perfect community, so nobody is trying to build a utopia anywhere. There's already a community there, it doesn't need to be more, it doesn't need to be better.

There is no perfect community to build.

by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021