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Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex
Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”
by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019
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Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her until she bleeds.
Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was awesome until it wasn't!!
by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020
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anal foot sex

Another word for putting your foot up someone's ass...but gently and unexpectedly.
I slipped my foot under my girlfriend's bum and gave her anal foot sex that made her jump out of her seat.
by stonedsamurai June 12, 2016
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anally stabbed myself

When ya playin' with a figit spinner and you accidentally stab yourself with it.
Sorry b0ss I anally stabbed myself
by bitchboy23 June 1, 2017
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Damestic Anal Bead

A Damestic Anal Bead, is a bead that is inserted analy by a person that requires pleasure
A Damestic Anal Bead is a toy used to pleasure oneself or another

Terry was walking home with her ex and asked if he wanted to come over and use her damestic anal bead. Little did he know it was a trick question she was gonna use it on him.
by Mysticsword958 January 16, 2018
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holy mutha of anal

the praising or excitment of the mutha of anal
by blargalarga March 24, 2013
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anal wank stain

improbably unpleasant and useless person
my ex-boyfriend's an anal wank stain
by bobbybollox September 8, 2009
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