National Ex Boyfriend Day

Today is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!

You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!

by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022

National Eat Coochie Day

The day you have to eat her up because she so pretty

Today is the day you gotta eat monis coochie and that day is June 26th aka national eat coochie day

by Ilovemymantodeath June 23, 2022

National Kick Karsyn Day

November 18th is National kick Karsyn day so fi you know somebody named karsyn kicked them.

Hey Rando, then proceeds to kick karsyn, because it national kick karsyn day

by _toomuchmoney$$_69 November 16, 2022

National Kiss a Kio day

February 27th, is the day on which you should kiss any of your friends named Kio because they're super awesome and deserve love. (Also buy them boba, if you're a good person.)

National Kiss a Kio day: A holiday made by Kio to recieve some love and boba.
Bryan: "Have you heard?! It's Kiss a Kio day!"
Your mother: "OMG, I'll go give him a big smooch right now!"

by KioLovesDumplings October 3, 2022

National Simp For Ryo Day

the end of every month is national simp for ryo day. where you simp for ryo all day.

“Hey it’s National Simp For Ryo Day, let’s go simp for Ryo”

“yeah!”

by freddy is cute October 17, 2022

National Draw James Day

December 30th is the day that we draw all the people named James

Hey It's National Draw James Day!

by Luh nigga December 30, 2021

National jump in the cadillac day

Jump in the cadillac girl let’s put some miles on it

Man 1: Hey it’s national jump in the cadillac day
Man 2: National what day
Man 1: Jump in the cadillac

by Threeo December 13, 2021