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How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.
Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”
by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
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if she makes fun of you

If she makes fun of you, she definitely wants the dick. Just be patient my boy.
"Trust me bro, if she makes fun of you, she wants the dick
by simp4men123 May 31, 2021
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Make fun of people named Justin day

A day to make jokes about people named Justin
April 20th - May 20th
A person named Justin - Hello There
Other Person - you were "just-in" time
Another Joke Strikes during Make fun of people named Justin day
by NameNameJustin April 13, 2023
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Making a Helmet

To gain and erection and successfully ejaculate to a set of hentai pictures found abroad the internet.
John said, "Woah, I just made the biggest helmet! These instructions are really thorough. Awwwww yeah!" "John," Said Hailey, "You are really hot whenever you're making a helmet on my face.
by bloodi x wolf April 29, 2010
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Boss makes a dollar,

I make a dime. That’s why I ___on company time.
Where were you the last half hour?

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time

“Boss makes a dolla, I make a dime. That’s why I crank the hog on company time
by TomMore1535 June 30, 2025
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mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
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National make out day

To make out with the person of your choice
Person1:Hey can i make out with you?
Person 2: why.
Person1:because it’s national make out day!
Person2:ok.
by Hot dawg 6969 September 22, 2022
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