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George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.
George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."
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George

A nice inteligent person, who is kind loving and gets that pussy.
Look at dat George
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George

George is a very funny guy but it also a whale he likes food and usually has a small penis, he isnt very good with the girls or anybody really, he has many friends who love and care about him most of the time
Someone-hey george how you doing
George - fuck off bitch ass ni**er
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george

A George seems like they wouldn't be in a relationship their whole life but ends up getting into a relationship with someone they created in the sims but then brought them into reality so then he dates. You'd think his friends would get bitches first but he made them in the sims. He had a furry phase (thank god it was a phase) and thinks nirvana is overrated.
Over 6" and is called daddy by his friends (no sorry just that weird one that has no chance but still does bc theyre weird)
"Oh feebay lay lalo
George: "Sul robin, friend, bow want chum cha aey lalo
"Choo wagga choo choo"
George: "sas awrful hate nirvana grrr dag dag meshaloob"
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george

A chubby who is messed up. they fuck any one who are older than them.
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George Washington

"Who is the first ever United States president?"

" Idk? "

"bro u stupid its George Washington"
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Cowan george

Shit man I just got a call from Jerome he says the tyrone got Cowan georged
by Noah budaii December 22, 2017
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