calm the dick down

Another interesting way to tell someone to calm down.

Tom: "I just got a new bike!"

Dave: "Tom calm the dick down for fuck sakes"

by kneegrow123 May 12, 2014

Dishing me down

The act of someone else touching, or playing with, your boobs.

My boyfriend kept dishing me down last night, and my boobs were sore after.

by DillBobsKnob August 15, 2019

I’m Breaking down

It means that you aren’t what you were earlier

Dude I’m doing amazing

I’m breaking down

by Eric Brunston January 3, 2020

when the chips are down

at the final, critical moment; when things get difficult.

When the chips are down, I know that I can depend on you, my friend

by bear1975 February 12, 2017

Sit-down guy

Anyone of the male persuasion known for dodging conflict of any kind, avoiding responsibilities, etc.

The opposite of a 'stand-up guy.'

My ex boyfriend owes me money for rent, child support and the $300 I loaned him to get his teeth fixed.

Really? What a sit-down guy he is!

by sleslie2425 August 20, 2012

Fatty Fall Down

Perhaps the only joke that crosses all known cultures, races, and religions. A formula for laughter as old as comedy itself, fatty fall down occurs when a fatass falls over.

Dick: "Dude, did you see that lard butt tumble off the stairs?"

Johnson: "Yeah, dude, everyone was laughing their asses off. Even the fat guy was, and he was shaking like a plate of Jell-O."

Dick: "Fatty fall down never fails, man."

by Harry Manasses June 12, 2012

Tactical Lie Down

A nap taken when someone is meant to be somewhere or has something to do but simply can't be arsed to bother with it.

Abbreviated to tld.

Dude 1: Alex was gonna come but he hasn't text back yet

Dude 2: Yeah he probably took a tld (tactical lie down) again the lazy fucker

by D3moralizer July 6, 2011