When an insult brings in too many hypothetical offenses that it's often sounded ridiculous or weird, this type of harassment was invented by StarVoid
I am gonna shove a ukulele down your urethra so every time you pee your dick sings Mary had a little lamb
I will put glass in your ice cream
I hope your baby drowns in salad
damn those are such star insults
I will put glass in your ice cream
I hope your baby drowns in salad
damn those are such star insults
by Panza;-; June 23, 2021
Get the star insultmug. Little Timmy's first wank ended with a shooting star, leaving a streamline down the middle of his bed-frame's headboard.
by TheRashInTrash July 16, 2019
Get the Shooting Starmug. Person 37: Bye mate, did you listen to that new song that I didn’t send you?
Person 26: no it’s so good, headphones weren’t enough so I had to put the song up my arse and now I’m hearing stars!
Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the honesty. Hey do you reckon you could send me a quick video of the stars in your ears?
Person 26: nah of course not, let me know what you think?
Person 37: I’m not listening to it now, it’s very srats gniees!
Person 26: oh wow really appreciate the honesty, hey do you reckon I could send you a quick picture of my ears, I’m thinking of getting metal legs!
Person 37: Oh wow really appreciate the photograph, but I think I’m going to have to pass, looks like it might rain later on so I might have to bump up the fuel prices.
Person 26: yeah all worries no good, I’ve got a load of washing on in the microwave anyway so hope you have a subpar day 💕💕
Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the thoughtfulness hope you also have a lovely subpar 24 hours to come.
Person 26: word’ cum!
Person 26: no it’s so good, headphones weren’t enough so I had to put the song up my arse and now I’m hearing stars!
Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the honesty. Hey do you reckon you could send me a quick video of the stars in your ears?
Person 26: nah of course not, let me know what you think?
Person 37: I’m not listening to it now, it’s very srats gniees!
Person 26: oh wow really appreciate the honesty, hey do you reckon I could send you a quick picture of my ears, I’m thinking of getting metal legs!
Person 37: Oh wow really appreciate the photograph, but I think I’m going to have to pass, looks like it might rain later on so I might have to bump up the fuel prices.
Person 26: yeah all worries no good, I’ve got a load of washing on in the microwave anyway so hope you have a subpar day 💕💕
Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the thoughtfulness hope you also have a lovely subpar 24 hours to come.
Person 26: word’ cum!
by shredded toe nails January 2, 2024
Get the Hearing starsmug. exactly like the word says. a girl so perfect in every way that under a "rating", she would be given 5 stars.
A checklist as follows:
-LOOKS (ex. cute smile, killer body, & pretty face.)
-PERSONALITY (ex. assertive but kind-hearted & fun loving.)
-GOALS (ex. reasonable hopes & desires that put good skills to good use.)
-INTELLIGENCE (ex. has an average IQ of 100 & above)
A checklist as follows:
-LOOKS (ex. cute smile, killer body, & pretty face.)
-PERSONALITY (ex. assertive but kind-hearted & fun loving.)
-GOALS (ex. reasonable hopes & desires that put good skills to good use.)
-INTELLIGENCE (ex. has an average IQ of 100 & above)
by 5 sta June 30, 2023
Get the 5 Star girlmug. A business or a person or an owner of a business who gets real five star reviews for being excellent in their work or craft
by jocklondon February 21, 2024
Get the 5g-starmug. There are multiple ways the word five star is used. One of them is as a rating system for hotels or restaurants. If it is 5 out of 5 stars the quality is amazing. A second one is in GTA 5 where it is used as a wanted system where the more stars you have the harder it is the evade the police. The final definition is slapping somebody in the back really hard to the point where it leaves marks, this is typically done in locker rooms at school when people are shirtless while changing.
by War Machine lover January 4, 2022
Get the Five Starmug. by Iheartxay December 25, 2022
Get the Star Lovemug.